It's That Time Again Ladies!!
Just a friendly reminder, it's that time of the year again.
Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge to follow The Rules
when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over
> and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the
> sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and
> chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand
> down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
> I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
> mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if
> tuck it there.
> If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into
> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
> I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend
> Dr.Scholl's if my feet need him.
> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,low
> price of
> $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'sizes. This
> is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can
> walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take
> someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell
> and begin to look like Vienna sausages.I will be brutally honest with
> my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to
> wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've
> been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the
> world is going to make her feet look good.
> I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually
> flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear
> NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
> I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per season
> and have a real pedicure (they are about $15 and worth EVERY penny).I say
> spend another $15.00 and get a even better one.
>
> I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show of
> wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...
>
> For all our sakes, please don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to
> > other Sisters.
>
> May God Bless your Soles as well as your Soul!
Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge to follow The Rules
when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over
> and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the
> sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and
> chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand
> down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
> I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
> mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if
> tuck it there.
> If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into
> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
> I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend
> Dr.Scholl's if my feet need him.
> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,low
> price of
> $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'sizes. This
> is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can
> walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take
> someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell
> and begin to look like Vienna sausages.I will be brutally honest with
> my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to
> wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've
> been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the
> world is going to make her feet look good.
> I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually
> flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear
> NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
> I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per season
> and have a real pedicure (they are about $15 and worth EVERY penny).I say
> spend another $15.00 and get a even better one.
>
> I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show of
> wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...
>
> For all our sakes, please don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to
> > other Sisters.
>
> May God Bless your Soles as well as your Soul!
