It's that time of year again!!
I love this one.. always gives me a chuckle..
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN LADIES.....................WE
> MUST MAKE THE
> PLEDGE AT
>
> THE BEGINNING OF SPRING! I'VE ALREADY HEARD THAT
> SOME OF YOU WILL BE
>
> BREAKING OUT THE SANDALS NEXT WEEK.
>
>
> MY SISTERS (The Summer Shoe Pledge)
>
> Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
>
> As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge
> to follow the
>
> Rules when I wear sandals and other open toe shoes:
>
> I promise! to always wear sandals that fit. My toes
> will not hang
>
> over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill
> over the backs.
>
> And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out
> between the
>
> straps.
>
> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish
> fresh, intact and
>
> chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big
> toe. I will sand
>
> down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and
> yellow.
>
> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
>
> I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed
> girlfriend, coworker,
>
> mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will
> stay under my toes
>
> if I tuck it there.
>
> If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or
> tuck it back into
>
> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe
> fixed or toss it.
>
> I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean
> on my good friend
>
> Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
>
> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at
> Payless for the low,
>
> low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough
> to fit into the
>
> kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety,
> and the safety of
>
> others.
>
> No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of
> sweat and I would
>
> hate to take someone down with me as I fall and
> break my ankle.
>
> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the
> day if my toes
>
> swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
>
> I will be brutally honest with my
> girlfriend/sister/coworker when she
>
> asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals.
> Someone has to tell
>
> her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no
> sandal
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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN LADIES.....................WE
> MUST MAKE THE
> PLEDGE AT
>
> THE BEGINNING OF SPRING! I'VE ALREADY HEARD THAT
> SOME OF YOU WILL BE
>
> BREAKING OUT THE SANDALS NEXT WEEK.
>
>
> MY SISTERS (The Summer Shoe Pledge)
>
> Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
>
> As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge
> to follow the
>
> Rules when I wear sandals and other open toe shoes:
>
> I promise! to always wear sandals that fit. My toes
> will not hang
>
> over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill
> over the backs.
>
> And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out
> between the
>
> straps.
>
> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish
> fresh, intact and
>
> chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big
> toe. I will sand
>
> down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and
> yellow.
>
> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
>
> I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed
> girlfriend, coworker,
>
> mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will
> stay under my toes
>
> if I tuck it there.
>
> If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or
> tuck it back into
>
> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe
> fixed or toss it.
>
> I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean
> on my good friend
>
> Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
>
> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at
> Payless for the low,
>
> low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough
> to fit into the
>
> kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety,
> and the safety of
>
> others.
>
> No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of
> sweat and I would
>
> hate to take someone down with me as I fall and
> break my ankle.
>
> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the
> day if my toes
>
> swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
>
> I will be brutally honest with my
> girlfriend/sister/coworker when she
>
> asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals.
> Someone has to tell
>
> her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no
> sandal
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