It's time for Dear_____________________

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Posted by egem523

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry hunny!

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it's ok I am going to put is iphone on the staircase to see what happens

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I'm sorry this happend but you are sooo funny!!

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Posted by AugustBridein09

Dear Facebook

Please go back to your old format. I HATE the new one. I'm confused and don't know how things work anymore.


From,

UsedtobecoolandnowIdontknowwhatsgoingon

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WELL SAID!

Dear postwoman,

Please do not leave my packages outside when it looks like rain is coming. I know that you are afraid that I will check the 'redeliver' box on that little orange paper you're SUPPOSED to leave, but I am more than happy to go pick them up from the post office later on. And anyway, even if I did check that box, THIS IS YOUR JOB! My job can be very annoying too. This is life. Also, I know this is off topic but you're shorts are inappropriately short and definitely not standard USPS issue. Take it easy on the hems...

Thanks,

Bride with too many wet packages

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Posted by candybride123

Dear postwoman,

Please do not leave my packages outside when it looks like rain is coming. I know that you are afraid that I will check the 'redeliver' box on that little orange paper you're SUPPOSED to leave, but I am more than happy to go pick them up from the post office later on. And anyway, even if I did check that box, THIS IS YOUR JOB! My job can be very annoying too. This is life. Also, I know this is off topic but you're shorts are inappropriately short and definitely not standard USPS issue. Take it easy on the hems...

Thanks,

Bride with too many wet packages

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Dear MTA....

Get off the crack!!!!

25%!!!

Dear Useless Housewives of Saint James,

I know you think it's a brilliant idea to park your behemoth SUVs on both sides of Lake Avenue during rush hour to bring your brats to dance, but the road is barely wide enough for two lane traffic as it is. I know you think that you can just walk right in to the middle of the road without looking and miraculously we're all going to stop, but I have come very close to mowing down you and your spawns, and instead of the brakes I should have stepped on the gas. Also, when pulling out from the side of the studio, the option is to turn left, or right. Not straight out, dividing the road in two, and blocking those of us who need to get home.

Buy a car that you can see over the wheel, and get a job.

Love,

Frustrated and Stressed Working Bride

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear MTA....

Get off the crack!!!!

25%!!!

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seriously bunch of douche bags

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Posted by evewedsjc

Dear MTA....

Get off the crack!!!!

25%!!!

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A-MEN!

Do you know I waited 20 min during RUSH HOUR for my train last night and had to wait until the THIRD TRAIN before I could even get on??? AND THEY WANT TO CUT SERVICE??? REALLY???

Dear Nail Salon:
Please don't have a girl that has only put french tips on once or twice do my nails. I'm getting married NEXT week, and now I must get a new set then b/c my left hand look horrible. Augh. Thanks for not chargin me full price...but don't I have enough to worry about right now??
Next week they should look perfect, right??

The Bride of Next Weekend

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Posted by egem523

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry hunny!

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it's ok I am going to put is iphone on the staircase to see what happens

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i would totally do it :o)

Dear Body,

I know that finally giving you 'some' last night was such a treat for you. But seriously must you ache like I indulged in a orgy with a wild pack of dogs in heat? I know its been awhile but still, it didn't last that long! (FH is gonna kill me for that) Get over it and stop making me look like a pregnant lady, all woobely and sh!t.

Love
Now I know why I don't give it up, Bride LOL