IT'S TIME FOR DEAR_____________

I have one more lol lol

Dear Tourist of Rockefeller Plaza,

Can you please get out of the way? The sidewalk is pretty wide and their is no need to take up the whole sidewalk for pictures....we need to get through!!!

Also, do not stand in line if you do not know what to order....you had time to look at the menu now why are you going wait till you get to the front to think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you kidding me!!!

Sincerely,

A commuter that 's always in a hurry

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Posted by ladybengal

ok I have to join
Dear FH'S best man girlfriend,
I barely know you and your OWN boyfriend did not want to invite you but I THOUGHT he was wrong for that. I invite you and what do you ask me? you asked me 'DO YOU MIND IF I BRING TWO OTHER PEOPLE WITH ME' To hide over FH'S curse words i ask 'Who would you bring that I know?' She replies 'my friend and her mother'

are FREAKING SERIOUS YOU DUMB HEFFA............and the btw, for your comment FH crossed you off the list

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oh NO!!!!!!!!!

Dear Slow Moving Clock,

Can you please hurry up and get to 5 o'clock so I can go home?

Everyday you and I have this battle and you seem to always win. I think for once...ONCE...you should let me have my way.

Thank you,
Bored out of my mind at work and want to go home

PS...the slower you are the more I want to eat chocolate and we can't have that!

OH MY GOD ITS GETTING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by MrsGarcia

Aww Barb

I'll punch him the the face for you ok

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Thanks!! but its a girl whos making me crazy!
Shes a he waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

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Posted by MrsGarcia

Aww Barb

I'll punch him the the face for you ok

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Thanks!! but its a girl whos making me crazy!
Shes a he waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I'll kick her in the chach then

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Posted by MrsGarcia

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

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Posted by MrsGarcia

Aww Barb

I'll punch him the the face for you ok

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Thanks!! but its a girl whos making me crazy!
Shes a he waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I'll kick her in the chach then

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Oh how I would love that!!!!!!!

dearest co-worker of mine

the answer 'no one ever told me' or ' i didn't know' is not a very good answer, considering you were suppose to have years of experience at your other job. ugh

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Posted by Summertimegal424

dearest co-worker of mine

the answer 'no one ever told me' or ' i didn't know' is not a very good answer, considering you were suppose to have years of experience at your other job. ugh

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holy crap...i have a coworker like that!!!!!

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Posted by evewedsjc

DEAR HELPFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REALLY HELPING...

I do love you all and the fact that you seem to want to help me as I am in the 'I am getting married in 48 days funk'..

but YOU ARE NOT REALLY HELPING....

So please stop giving me a headache or else I will be forced to shave your eyebrows while you are asleep....

Hugs and Kisses...

E

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Dear People who think they are helping,

I'm so happy that you are here for me. I'm not sure if you realize but my wedding is quickly approaching and you haven't done anything for me. I have a to do list several pages long and have been very stressed. It's nice you say you will do anything. Maybe when I complain about all of the stuff that I have to do or the fact that I seem to have disappeared into the wedding planning abyss, might prompt you to ask what you can do to help instead of just casually mentioning in passing. So please step up the plate and do something.

Thanks,
The lonely bride

Dear FH's baby mama,
There is a reason why my fiance doesnt answer your phone calls! Because he f uckin hates you!!!! I dont understand why you think it is necessary to call up his mommy and daddy to tell them that he isnt answering your calls!!! He is a 31 year old grown man and he's not answering YOUR calls because he doesnt want to talk to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Eric's pissed off future wife

Dear Various Morons at the Gym,

Hi... It has been brought to my attention that you are all in need of a serious BlTCHSLAPPING.

First, you park your fancy schmancy mercedes benz on the side of the parking lot, and expect us mediocre folk with regular cars to squeeze around your precious little baby because you can't be bothered walking an extra 10 feet to the door (HELLO, YOURE GOING TO A GYM..)

Then, you decide to blatantly disobey the gym rules by not double signing, but TRIPLE signing for the ever popular elliptical for which other people (myself included) have been patiently waiting. (The rules also say you need a towel, you sweaty mess.)

Then, you decide to MOVE MY STEP because you got to class late and all the good spots were taken. Now I'm stuck behind the crazy lady with no rhythm and a pole. Thanks for that.

Lastly, for the love of all things holy, PLEASE wear appropriate gym attire. If you have belly rolls, like myself, please do not wear a tube top. If you have double D', please wear a sports bra, and JESUS H. CHRISTMAS NOBODY, and i mean NOBODY at this gym wants to see your THONG!

Thank you, and I wish you continued success in your weight loss endeavor.

Sincerely,

Courteous, yet completely pissed off gym member.

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Posted by mdawg

Dear Various Morons at the Gym,

Hi... It has been brought to my attention that you are all in need of a serious BlTCHSLAPPING.

First, you park your fancy schmancy mercedes benz on the side of the parking lot, and expect us mediocre folk with regular cars to squeeze around your precious little baby because you can't be bothered walking an extra 10 feet to the door (HELLO, YOURE GOING TO A GYM..)

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Ugh that is my BIGGEST pet peeve!!! Apparently some people who buy expensive cars think that when they buy the car, it comes with a special permit to drive and park however the F*CK they like...