IT'S TIME FOR DEAR_____________

Dear attention he wa,

Are you really that effing stupid? Do you just ask ridiculous questions to get attention?
You are not funny, entertaining, or cute. You are more of a distraction then anything. You are a joke in this office!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE GO HOME AND LET ME DO MY JOB IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thank you very much,

Signed: The b!tch that really effing dislikes you.

p.s. I may even pull your hair out soon....maybe it will bring down the size of your head.


(Sorry girls I'm going to loose it today!!!!! And its not helping that I'm PMSing as well!)

dear commuters,

it is never everrrrrrrrrrr EVERRRRRRRRRRR ok to file your nails on the train. besides having to stop reading my (really good) book, and having to turn up my ipod ALL of the way to drown out the nails on a chalkboard noise... i don't want you disgusting NAIL DUST on me....

thank you,
your bitchy seatmate

B we were truly separated at birth-I'm PMSing too!

Anyway back to business..

Dear Hair,

Could you please hurry the F up and grow faster? You've been at the 'in between' stage for months and I'm over it. Your length at this point is not much longer than the LIW 'newlywed chop' and frankly, I'm annoyed. Between the daily omega 3's & multi vitamins and not washing you more than 4 times a week, I've done it all on my end. So why can't you cooperate?

Oh yeah, and if you move faster I'll buy you a nice hair masque by Kerastase to go with the Mason Pearson brush I know you love so much.

Thanks Girl!
Jen

DEAR HELPFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REALLY HELPING...

I do love you all and the fact that you seem to want to help me as I am in the 'I am getting married in 48 days funk'..

but YOU ARE NOT REALLY HELPING....

So please stop giving me a headache or else I will be forced to shave your eyebrows while you are asleep....

Hugs and Kisses...

E

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Posted by luckiestelc


dear commuters,

it is never everrrrrrrrrrr EVERRRRRRRRRRR ok to file your nails on the train. besides having to stop reading my (really good) book, and having to turn up my ipod ALL of the way to drown out the nails on a chalkboard noise... i don't want you disgusting NAIL DUST on me....

thank you,
your bitchy seatmate

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oh you know what the best is!? when they clip their names on the train.. so GROSS!

dear knees,

i know u have torn your acl and mcl in both but when it rains do u have to act up?i look ike a 90 yr old woman the way im walking...

OOoo Mine mine!!


Dearest Stress:

It isn't very funny that you have not only raised my blood pressure, and had me go on medication...

But the itchyness and heavyness from this heart contraption is surely to aid in that stress...

Nice April Fools Joke.

Sincerely

Sticky and Stressed

Dear Rain,


As the song suggests, Please GO AWAY and come again another day. My hair looks like a chia pet/ troll doll and it is not attractive.


Thanks again,

Soaked, frizzed and Annoyed.

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Posted by 9509Bride

Dear Rain,


As the song suggests, Please GO AWAY and come again another day. My hair looks like a chia pet/ troll doll and it is not attractive.


Thanks again,

Soaked, frizzed and Annoyed.

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I must join you on the frizz thing...

Dear HAIR,

WHY???? WHY????? I wish I had flat straight hair that did not look like OJ's afro in Naked Gun 33 1/3!

Sincerely,
Fro Chica Herself

Dear my throat,

Please stop hurting and get better already! I had to miss 2 1/2 weeks of work already this year for the wedding and honeymoon, and I have only been back for a month and I had to take a sick day! You were also hurting me non-stop in December and it makes me look bad to miss so much work during this horrible economy!

Luv you anyway,
Esquirebride

i sooo wanna post 1, but my mid-yrs resolution is to be nice lol so

but keep them coming!! these r my FAV posts!

Dear Brain

Please stop the pain....

Dear Coworker,

Stop being a d-bag, you're causing the pain in my head.

ok I have to join
Dear FH'S best man girlfriend,
I barely know you and your OWN boyfriend did not want to invite you but I THOUGHT he was wrong for that. I invite you and what do you ask me? you asked me 'DO YOU MIND IF I BRING TWO OTHER PEOPLE WITH ME' To hide over FH'S curse words i ask 'Who would you bring that I know?' She replies 'my friend and her mother'

are FREAKING SERIOUS YOU DUMB HEFFA............and the btw, for your comment FH crossed you off the list

Dear People With Umbrellas the Size of the Earth,

Could you possibly put that shiz down when we're under scaffolding instead of knocking me in the head with it?

While I appreciate you ruining my hairs that I worked so hard on this morning to tame, is it really necessary for you to have an umbrella that COVERS THE WHOLE SIDEWALK?!?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY????????

Sincerely yours,

Wet Under my little umbrella kitty

Dear people who keep asking me if I am dieting for the wedding,

Seriously go mind your own friggin business, especially when I want to turn around and say , 'are YOU dieting b/c you don't want to die young of coronary disease?' Yeah, I could lose ten pounds but I am also very healthy and in shape and could bench press your donut eating, barely walking to your car, lazy face. . so back off and don't put your friggin insecurities on ME b/c I have enough of my own. .

Thanks,

Bride to be

Dear Rude Cell Phone Users on the Bus,

We all have had a long day at work and we're all tired and want to go home....but why oh why MUST I HAVE TO HEAR YOUR EFFING CELL PHONE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!! AND WHY MUST YOU TALK SO LOUD


I'm nearly death b/c i'm forced to crank my ipod b/c of you and now everyone that talks to me I'm like what? what?
HEY A-HOLE Nobody cares 'that you're on the bus', 'what do you want for dinner'?? Stop bad mouthing your co-worker and then retending to be their friend at the office!!!!, I don't care about your medical and personal problems nor do I want to hear that something itches; Did anyone call me?'

Can't you just talk when you get home???????

Dear Tummy,

Can you please stop talking to me? I am trying to convince myself that I am NOT eating anymore. So, please leave me alone..thanks!

Kind Regards,
Girl In Denial

Aww Barb

I'll punch him the the face for you ok

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Posted by KittyGags

Dear People With Umbrellas the Size of the Earth,

Could you possibly put that shiz down when we're under scaffolding instead of knocking me in the head with it?

While I appreciate you ruining my hairs that I worked so hard on this morning to tame, is it really necessary for you to have an umbrella that COVERS THE WHOLE SIDEWALK?!?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY????????

Sincerely yours,

Wet Under my little umbrella kitty

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Posted by 9509Bride

Dear Rain,


As the song suggests, Please GO AWAY and come again another day. My hair looks like a chia pet/ troll doll and it is not attractive.


Thanks again,

Soaked, frizzed and Annoyed.

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i love the new pic sorry just had to say that