JB, what ever happened to hottie with the lisp?

I saw him last week, when I was feeling and looking like hell.
It's a thing - on the days that I look my worst, I barely leave my office and there he is.
I saw him a few weeks ago on the street give me the full up and down and I wanted to say, 'I'm the girl who also looks like absolute shiat on our floor!' But I didn't.


Also, I saw the how ordering neighbor yesterday. He reeks of cologne 24-7.

I saw him today
I looked 76% hotter than I normally do when I run into him.
I want to freak him on a dance floor.

That is all.