Joke
A pick me up for Monday morning.......
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You can be the Man of your House' He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the Man of this house and my word is law!'
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. The you will massage my hands and feet.
Then after thats done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair'?
His wife replied, 'The f....cking funeral director, would be my guess'.![]()
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You can be the Man of your House' He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the Man of this house and my word is law!'
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. The you will massage my hands and feet.
Then after thats done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair'?
His wife replied, 'The f....cking funeral director, would be my guess'.
