Joke
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a
very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young
woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a
big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and
walks away with a provocative shashay in her stride.
The wife GLARES at her husband and says, '...And
who, may I ask, was that?!!'
'Oh,' replies the husband, '.....she's my mistress.'
'Well, that's the last straw!!' says the wife. '....I've had
enough of your philandering ways!! I want a divorce!'
'I can understand that...,' replies her husband, '...but
remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more of those
shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in The Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more new Jaguar in the
garage ....and no more yacht club membership and your
fancy ladies socials. But hey, the decision is yours.'
Just then, a mutual married friend enters the restaurant
with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
'Who's that woman with Moishe?' asks the wife.
'That's his mistress,' says her husband.
'Hmmmph! .......Ours is prettier,' she replies
very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young
woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a
big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and
walks away with a provocative shashay in her stride.
The wife GLARES at her husband and says, '...And
who, may I ask, was that?!!'
'Oh,' replies the husband, '.....she's my mistress.'
'Well, that's the last straw!!' says the wife. '....I've had
enough of your philandering ways!! I want a divorce!'
'I can understand that...,' replies her husband, '...but
remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more of those
shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in The Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more new Jaguar in the
garage ....and no more yacht club membership and your
fancy ladies socials. But hey, the decision is yours.'
Just then, a mutual married friend enters the restaurant
with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
'Who's that woman with Moishe?' asks the wife.
'That's his mistress,' says her husband.
'Hmmmph! .......Ours is prettier,' she replies
