Joke of the day

McCarthy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.
'Excuse me,' said a customer, who was puzzled over what McCarthy had done. 'What was that all about?'
'Nothing,' he replied, 'my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.'