Just a joke
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks:
'Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would
you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
'That would be rude and impolite!
What about you Peter, how would you say it?'
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to tell us how to use your good manners?'
'I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner.'The teacher fainted.
'Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would
you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
'That would be rude and impolite!
What about you Peter, how would you say it?'
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to tell us how to use your good manners?'
'I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner.'The teacher fainted.
