Just for fun

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
> > name:
> > >
> > > a = poopsie
> > > b = lumpy
> > > c = buttercup
> > > d = gidget
> > > e = crusty
> > > f = greasy
> > > g = fluffy
> > > h = cheeseball
> > > i = chim-chim
> > > j = stinky
> > > k = flunky
> > > l = boobie
> > > m = pinky
> > > n = zippy
> > > o = goober
> > > p = doofus
> > > q = slimy
> > > r = loopy
> > > s = snotty
> > > t = tulefel
> > > u = dorkey
> > > v = squeezit
> > > w = oprah
> > > x = skipper
> > > y = dinky
> > > z = zsa-zsa
> > >
> > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> > > of your new last name:
> > >
> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
> > >
> > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
> half
> > > of your new last name:
> > >
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
> > >
> > > For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
> > >