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A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in
Northern Wisconsin. The husband likes to fish at the
crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning
Ma'am What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she
replies, (thinking 'isn't it obvious?')
'You're in a restricted fishing area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,' says the woman.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the officer.'
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.'
The Officer says 'have a nice day'.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think!![]()
Northern Wisconsin. The husband likes to fish at the
crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning
Ma'am What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she
replies, (thinking 'isn't it obvious?')
'You're in a restricted fishing area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,' says the woman.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the officer.'
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.'
The Officer says 'have a nice day'.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think!
