kids say the darndest things

so i was reading Adrianas post about ex's , and felt the need to share this with you...

when my oldest son started school... i told him he needs to look for a girlfriend. you know... a guy being a guy.... so i schooled him on what to look for. lol

when i brought him home that night... Ty said to his mother ..'mom, im gonna go to school and get a girlfriend and she is gonna be pretty.' so his mother said 'yeah? pretty like mommy?' so Ty said 'no silly, pretty like Jackie!!!' she shot me a look, but i didnt tell him to say that. however, the next part...

so then Ty says 'yup, she's gonna be pretty, and have a nice butt mommy.' so his mother says 'thats not nice Ty, daddy should know better'. so he said 'it's alright, she will have a nice butt, not a big butt like you mommy'

i turned around and walked out the door....

lol thats sooooo funny!

Kids really do say the darndest things.

A guy I work with has 7 kids...and his daughter is 10 and she told him that there must be a santa claus because there is no way he and his wife could afford to pay for all the stuff they get for christmas!

i didnt think it was possible for your son to be cuter than he already is!!!

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Posted by Sora777

lol thats sooooo funny!

Kids really do say the darndest things.

A guy I work with has 7 kids...and his daughter is 10 and she told him that there must be a santa claus because there is no way he and his wife could afford to pay for all the stuff they get for christmas!

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Posted by rocketsummer17

i didnt think it was possible for your son to be cuter than he already is!!!

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awwwwww .thanks Gaby!!!!!!
you and Shawn are the only LIWers that have met my boys.

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Posted by Sora777

lol thats sooooo funny!

Kids really do say the darndest things.

A guy I work with has 7 kids...and his daughter is 10 and she told him that there must be a santa claus because there is no way he and his wife could afford to pay for all the stuff they get for christmas!

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Posted by marrymybestfriend

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Posted by rocketsummer17

i didnt think it was possible for your son to be cuter than he already is!!!

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awwwwww .thanks Gaby!!!!!!
you and Shawn are the only LIWers that have met my boys.

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I still cannot get over how cute they were!!

OMG that is hilarious!!!!

Are you serious? That is too funny

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Posted by rocketsummer17

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Posted by marrymybestfriend

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Posted by rocketsummer17

i didnt think it was possible for your son to be cuter than he already is!!!

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awwwwww .thanks Gaby!!!!!!
you and Shawn are the only LIWers that have met my boys.

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I still cannot get over how cute they were!!

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I still can't believe Ty beat Mario Kart on 100cc....lol is that bad?? John your boys are cute

That is too cute,

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Posted by snowa5

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Posted by rocketsummer17

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Posted by marrymybestfriend

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Posted by rocketsummer17

i didnt think it was possible for your son to be cuter than he already is!!!

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awwwwww .thanks Gaby!!!!!!
you and Shawn are the only LIWers that have met my boys.

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I still cannot get over how cute they were!!

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I still can't believe Ty beat Mario Kart on 100cc....lol is that bad?? John your boys are cute

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YEAH MAN... HE'S GOOD AT MARIO KART. INSANE-LIKE!! I WAS PLAYING ONLINE WITH KRISTEN (KIKI1103I) AND HER FH LAST NIGHT... HER FH WAS REALLY GOOD... BUT KRISTEN WAS SUB-PAR!!! LOL

that was cute John. They are adorable at that age.

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Posted by jayepyt

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my exact reaction!!

thats too funny John

THE CULPRIT

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Posted by marrymybestfriend

THE CULPRIT

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I was cracking up at my desk at work...

Your son is soooo adorable!!!