kids say the darndest things

so i was reading Adrianas post about ex's , and felt the need to share this with you...

when my oldest son started school... i told him he needs to look for a girlfriend. you know... a guy being a guy.... so i schooled him on what to look for. lol

when i brought him home that night... Ty said to his mother ..'mom, im gonna go to school and get a girlfriend and she is gonna be pretty.' so his mother said 'yeah? pretty like mommy?' so Ty said 'no silly, pretty like Jackie!!!' she shot me a look, but i didnt tell him to say that. however, the next part...

so then Ty says 'yup, she's gonna be pretty, and have a nice butt mommy.' so his mother says 'thats not nice Ty, daddy should know better'. so he said 'it's alright, she will have a nice butt, not a big butt like you mommy'

i turned around and walked out the door....