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Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?

Original post by Kara and Todd

We got two pretty lame ones:

One guy's wife said they can't come to the wedding b/c he doesn't own a suit. Mind you, he said he owns a sports jacket (which would be fine with us if that's what he has!), but his wife said that wasn't good enough. These are good friends of FH's parents.

Another person who lives in NYC said she's not coming b/c she doesn't feel like driving and she's not sure how to get there by public transportation. I offered to get public transportation directions for her and she said no. It's fine if she just didn't want to come -- but she had to give me this lame excuse b/c she never RSVP'd to the wedding. Had she RSVP'd that she wasn't coming, I wouldn't have had to ask her about it.
NF622 Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?

well i haven't gotten any lame no excuses yet, but i did get someone who added her daughter because she wants her to get used to going to weddings.
mine is just practice
Mooshyboo Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?

awwww i am sorry ~ I have a couple of people that told me that they might not be able to make it but did not give me a reason! I am sad but just think the ones that dont make our wedding they are missing out!
TreAnt425 Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?

My godmother (mom's bf) called that week to say she wasn't coming b/c her and her boyfriend broke up and she didn't want to go alone. This was after we made our final payment!

rkl1130 Posted:

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People come up with the lamest excuses!

My godmother (my dad's only family here) entertained the notion of not going because she didn't want to drive in the dark?! We finally convinced her it'll be okay.
Mmnnng Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?


Posted by NF622

well i haven't gotten any lame no excuses yet, but i did get someone who added her daughter because she wants her to get used to going to weddings.
mine is just practice



Wow thats pretty rude! Just adding extra guests for practice!
rkl1130 Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?


Posted by misbran


Posted by NF622

well i haven't gotten any lame no excuses yet, but i did get someone who added her daughter because she wants her to get used to going to weddings.
mine is just practice



Wow thats pretty rude! Just adding extra guests for practice!



Who adds extra guests for 'practice?!'
AllJoy Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?


Posted by rkl1130


Posted by misbran


Posted by NF622

well i haven't gotten any lame no excuses yet, but i did get someone who added her daughter because she wants her to get used to going to weddings.
mine is just practice



Wow thats pretty rude! Just adding extra guests for practice!



Who adds extra guests for 'practice?!'



That is too much!
HeatherRose Posted:

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this is so funny.. keep posting girls I love the one about the hair dryer breaking and she can't come to work..
Starwend Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?

WOW these excuses are crazy..But whats sad is out of all of them some of my and FH guest have used about 3-4 of them already Now I really know some of our acquaintances are alittle wacko!!
diva7531 Posted:

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Posted by carolinep24

lame excuse:

because youre sad that your own wedding is over.






..................totally kidding... lol



Ouch!
diva7531 Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?


Posted by NF622

well i haven't gotten any lame no excuses yet, but i did get someone who added her daughter because she wants her to get used to going to weddings.
mine is just practice



sorry that is just too funny!!!
chacha Posted:

Re: Lamest excuses you got from people not coming to your wedding?


Posted by diva7531


Posted by NF622

well i haven't gotten any lame no excuses yet, but i did get someone who added her daughter because she wants her to get used to going to weddings.
mine is just practice



sorry that is just too funny!!!



AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
i can't even tell you how many people have decided to just 'add' on a guest in their response when it was CLEARLY addressed to specific people...

O MAN!

this takes the cake though----practice ahahhahahaha

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