Laugh for the day! - HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER
I enjoyed this and wanted to share! Not necessarily wedding related, sorry for posting here, just thought it was funny!
Recently a 'Husband Shopping Centre' opened in Dallas, where
women could go to choose a husband from among many men..
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the
door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, 'These men have jobs and love kids.
'The women read the sign and said, 'Well, that's better than not
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?' So up
they went.
Second floor
The sign read, 'These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.' Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder
what's further up?
Third floor
This sign read, 'These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework.' Wow! Said the
women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they
went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying 'These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.' Oh, mercy me. But just think! What
must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, 'This floor is empty and exists only to prove that
women are f***ing impossible to please.
Recently a 'Husband Shopping Centre' opened in Dallas, where
women could go to choose a husband from among many men..
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the
door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, 'These men have jobs and love kids.
'The women read the sign and said, 'Well, that's better than not
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?' So up
they went.
Second floor
The sign read, 'These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.' Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder
what's further up?
Third floor
This sign read, 'These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework.' Wow! Said the
women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they
went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying 'These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.' Oh, mercy me. But just think! What
must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, 'This floor is empty and exists only to prove that
women are f***ing impossible to please.
