let's not and say we did

service the under carriage



I am bringing those two sayings back.

guys, I am not working today. Can you please accommodate me?

I say that first one. it's one of my moms favs.

I NEED to service the undercarriage. I want a bikini wax.

my neighbor would say that all the time when we were little

it made me livid

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Posted by JessicaM.



I NEED to service the undercarriage. I want a bikini wax.

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did you ever have it done?

I am really doing nothing.

Besides refreshing my browser.

And looking at the blinking light on my phone that tells me I have a VM.

Drinking water.

Besides that, nothing.

so I listened to the vm

it was someone who left me a vm earlier

I returned their call and got their vm

she says she doesn't know why she called me

and that if I have that information, I should call her back

that is a genius. I would keep calling her, leaving vague yet emergent messages.

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Posted by Mrs_Qiana

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Posted by JessicaM.



I NEED to service the undercarriage. I want a bikini wax.

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did you ever have it done?

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nay

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Posted by itslaurie.

so I listened to the vm

it was someone who left me a vm earlier

I returned their call and got their vm

she says she doesn't know why she called me

and that if I have that information, I should call her back

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she said that last part, kind of snippy like

as if I had some nerve returning her call

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Posted by JessicaM.

that is a genius. I would keep calling her, leaving vague yet emergent messages.

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you probably would!

so this lady just kissed me on the cheek good bye for no reason

I am totally weirded out

ha

I scheduled her surgery. And then when I sum it up, she gets up, and I thought she was going for the handshake. But she leaned in and smooched me like we were old pals. She calls me (and everyone else here) honey.

I am so not that friendly, and I think it's nice that she is. Really, I do. But way up in my personal space.

I avoid giving my own friends the smooch goodbye.

it is the most action I have gotten all day though

and now I don't have to feel guilty for not doing work today

next time she goes in for the kiss tell ner

'let's not and say we did'

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Posted by JessicaM.

maybe she loves her new nose so much

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I thought it said 'maybe she loves your new nose so much' I was like Lau got her nose done

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Posted by JessicaM.

next time she goes in for the kiss tell ner

'let's not and say we did'

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OMG totally missed my opportunity.

I am not going to bring it back if I keep this up.

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Posted by Mrs_Qiana

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Posted by JessicaM.

maybe she loves her new nose so much

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I thought it said 'maybe she loves your new nose so much' I was like Lau got her nose done

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No, I think rhinoplasty is like the only cosmetic procedure I couldn't use.

Otoplasty, if I ever get the ballz - totally getting that.