Little Humor for Latina's
My sister just emailed this to me, I am LMAO reading this. At least 75 % of this is so true with my older Latin family.
>You know you're spanish if:
>
>You're talking loud to a person right next to you
>
>You put your clean pots in the oven for storage -
>
>If your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the
>stove
>
>Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake. -
>
>If you have to say 'bendición' to your grandmother when you come in and
>before you leave -
>
>Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you
>-
>
>Your Mom swears that Vicks Vaporub is a cure all
>
>If you call all cereal 'con flay' -
>
>If you call any sneaker 'tenis -
>
>You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food -
>
>Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted
>will make you get sick - .
>
>You need that piece of cake before you leave the party -
>
>You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday -
>
>'La Correa' or 'La Chancla' were used to discipline you -
>
>You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall -
>
>The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it -
>
>You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday -
>
>The whole family gathers around and STANDS STILL in front of the VIDEO
>CAMERA at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a
>regular camera. (LOL)
>
>You set up a 'maca' whenever your family goes to the park -
>
>You are older than one of your uncles or aunts -
>
>Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and
>the
>other for 'cuando llege visita'
>
>Your mother keeps the rice in a big green soda-cracker can and instead of
a
>scoop inside , it's a tea cup with a broken handle
>
>You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking
you
>to bring them back some food -
>
>Your mom/tia/abuelita has a ceramic elephant on the living room table
>
>Your favorite dish is pegao -
>
>You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side -
>You know you're spanish if:
>
>You're talking loud to a person right next to you
>
>You put your clean pots in the oven for storage -
>
>If your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the
>stove
>
>Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake. -
>
>If you have to say 'bendición' to your grandmother when you come in and
>before you leave -
>
>Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you
>-
>
>Your Mom swears that Vicks Vaporub is a cure all
>
>If you call all cereal 'con flay' -
>
>If you call any sneaker 'tenis -
>
>You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food -
>
>Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted
>will make you get sick - .
>
>You need that piece of cake before you leave the party -
>
>You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday -
>
>'La Correa' or 'La Chancla' were used to discipline you -
>
>You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall -
>
>The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it -
>
>You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday -
>
>The whole family gathers around and STANDS STILL in front of the VIDEO
>CAMERA at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a
>regular camera. (LOL)
>
>You set up a 'maca' whenever your family goes to the park -
>
>You are older than one of your uncles or aunts -
>
>Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and
>the
>other for 'cuando llege visita'
>
>Your mother keeps the rice in a big green soda-cracker can and instead of
a
>scoop inside , it's a tea cup with a broken handle
>
>You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking
you
>to bring them back some food -
>
>Your mom/tia/abuelita has a ceramic elephant on the living room table
>
>Your favorite dish is pegao -
>
>You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side -
