LMAO!!! I CANT!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!! kinda long

So last night a family friend comes over to visit my mom and dad. She lives outside of the country and shes here to see her children. (mind you one is in Connecticut in med school and the other is in Panama..W**T**F IS SHE DOING HERE!!??) Shes one of these quirky characters that you just have to take in stride.

So she proceeds to congratulate FH and I on our engagment and says how she cant wait for the wedding and she going to buy a flight specifically to come to the event. umm....When did i invite you????? SHe just assumed she was invited and proceeded to ask my mom for that magnet thing that she saw on the fridge... U mean the STD that i didnt send u???? LOL it gets better...

She ends up sleeping over for wahtever reason. I wake up and she tells me all about her getting an STD magnet and THEN she says to me....'well why are u getting married anyway??? Look at my daughter and her boyfriend? they have been together for years and they see no need to get married? Back in the day u had to get married...i dont understand why anyone does it anymore' IS SHE SERIOUS!!!???? but wait...theres more...

She then says to me that she wants to buy us a gift but she cant possibly afford ANYTHING off our registry and if it would be ok if she can just hand us $20 each?...LMAO!!!!!!

WHO SAYS THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!!!!!????????? I didnt even know how to respond to that so i just laughed and walked away... I'll let my mother deal with her....THIS IS NO STUPID WOMAN LADIES!!!! SHES A PROFESSOR OF BIOCHEMICS BACK HOME!!!!!