LMAO im going to beat FH

OK so he wanted fries with his chicken cutlets(mom cooked those yesterday) but they take 4 ever so they were in the oven and he was already done eating so we are sitting in the living room about an hour later (we both 4 got about them) My dad was on the couch(he always falls asleep watching TV) he wakes up out of no where and says Jenny the fries Im like O SH*t (my dads a firefighter and the smell woke him up) FH and I didnt even smell anything but long story short I burnt them and FH goes and post it on FB with a picture saying this is what hapens to the fries when Jenny cooks em