lmao wow... ppl are ridiculous

so the lady at work was going downstairs and asked if I wanted her to bring anything up for me. so I asked for a plate and fork. (I have my tuna and pita bread in my bag)

then I yelled out 'nevermind'


So she comes up and asks me if im fkn starving myself.




i go 'uhmm why would u say that?'

she goes 'well u went from wanting something to eat to not wanting.. '

i go 'oh so that means im starving myself??'

she replied, 'no..but...'

:::::::::awkward silence::::::::::::::::

she's prob jealous of your hotness

wow....thats crap!