LOL FUNNY men joke

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>Men are like.....LAXATIVES.....they irritate the **** out of you
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> > Men are like....BANANAS........the older they get the less firm they are
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> > Men are like....VACATIONS......they never seem to be long enough
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> > Men are like....WEATHER.......nothing can be done to change them
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> > Men are like....BLENDERS.....you need one but you're not quite sure why
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> > Men are like...CHOCOLATE BARS..sweet smooth and they usually head right
> > for your hips
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> > Men are like...COFFEE.......the best one are rich,warm and can keep you
> > up all night long
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> > Men are like...COMMERCIALS...you can't believe a word they say
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> > Men are like..DEPARTMENT STORES..their clothes are always half off
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> > Men are like...GOVERNMENT BONDS..they take sooooo long too mature
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> > Men are like...MASCARA...they usually run at the first sign of emotion
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> > Men are like...POPCORN...they satisfy you but only for a little while
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> > Men are like...SNOWSTORMS...you never know when they're coming,how many
> > inches you'll
> > get or how long they will last
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> > Men are like...LAVA LAMPS...fun to look at but not very bright
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> > Men are like...PARKING SPOTS..all the good ones are taken the rest are
> > handicapped