LOST! Locke, you got some 'splainin' to do!
Hey guys, did you see that new show LOST last night? It reminds me of this show I used to watch a loooooooong time ago about the survivors of a plane crash trapped on an island with a crazy French lady and some jungle-monster and all sorts of angst and daddy-issues. What was it called, oh yeah... called LOST!
Anyway, back on the island of wonkiness...
Locke and Boone? Cutest. Couple. Ever. But seriosuly, I was totally surprised when it seemed like Boone grew a pair and told Locke to cram it. Of course it was a dream. And a creepy one at that. Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Freaky.
Kate, shut up! You are the new object of my weekly 'shut up.' Why? Because when you're not being useless, you're being mopey. When you're not being mopey, you're being meddlesome? Are you a Camden? What the frick?
Jack and Sawyer? Hee!! And another HEE!! 'Have you ever contracted an STD? (pause) I'll take that as another yes.' But those glasses that Sayid fashioned? The most AWESOME AWESOMES THAT EVER AWESOMED!
Boone, you've now been in 2 plane crashes. Perhaps you should stick to killing your nanny and sleeping with your step-sister.
As for Locke's flashback, Who on this island doesn't have daddy-issues? Of course I don't think anyone else's father jacked a kidney. This backstory actually made me like Locke a little, but I kept waiting for something that would paralyze him.
Best line of the episode was courtesy of Hurley: 'Dude, someone steamrolled Harry Potter.' Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Overall, really good episode. Sawyer got glasses, Jack was all reluctant and flirting with Kate, Boone and Locke actually found something (a plane stuffed with Heroin....paging Charlie!) and the hatch did something! It totally lit up!
Next weeK; Baby-Mama-Drama!!! Boone might die!!
Anyway, back on the island of wonkiness...
Locke and Boone? Cutest. Couple. Ever. But seriosuly, I was totally surprised when it seemed like Boone grew a pair and told Locke to cram it. Of course it was a dream. And a creepy one at that. Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Freaky.
Kate, shut up! You are the new object of my weekly 'shut up.' Why? Because when you're not being useless, you're being mopey. When you're not being mopey, you're being meddlesome? Are you a Camden? What the frick?
Jack and Sawyer? Hee!! And another HEE!! 'Have you ever contracted an STD? (pause) I'll take that as another yes.' But those glasses that Sayid fashioned? The most AWESOME AWESOMES THAT EVER AWESOMED!
Boone, you've now been in 2 plane crashes. Perhaps you should stick to killing your nanny and sleeping with your step-sister.
As for Locke's flashback, Who on this island doesn't have daddy-issues? Of course I don't think anyone else's father jacked a kidney. This backstory actually made me like Locke a little, but I kept waiting for something that would paralyze him.
Best line of the episode was courtesy of Hurley: 'Dude, someone steamrolled Harry Potter.' Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Overall, really good episode. Sawyer got glasses, Jack was all reluctant and flirting with Kate, Boone and Locke actually found something (a plane stuffed with Heroin....paging Charlie!) and the hatch did something! It totally lit up!
Next weeK; Baby-Mama-Drama!!! Boone might die!!