Love my Job

Coworker A is sitting on her desk
Coworker B is sitting and painting Coworker A's toenails

Boss walks by and yells at them.

Coworkers A-Z all complain about Boss for the rest of the day.

That's awesome.

We have a new girl who introduced herself to me in the bathroom.

I don't like to talk to anyone in the bathroom, I certainly don't want to shake your hand. I don't know if you washed it before I got in there.

I have a co-worker that just sits and watches movies on the computer most of the day. Yesterday it was 300. Wonder what today will be????

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Posted by ant n tilde

Coworker A is sitting on her desk
Coworker B is sitting and painting Coworker A's toenails

Boss walks by and yells at them.

Coworkers A-Z all complain about Boss for the rest of the day.

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You are the Boss' pet, aren't you?

You would totally be my pet.

If I were a boss.

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Posted by rojerono
You are the Boss' pet, aren't you?

You would totally be my pet.

If I were a boss.

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Is that a haiku?

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Posted by Naunie

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Posted by rojerono
You are the Boss' pet, aren't you?

You would totally be my pet.

If I were a boss.

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Is that a haiku?

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That was not Haiku
I am not a good poet
The Naunie mocks me

I am NOT the boss' pet I SWEAR

but everyone else seems to think so bc i WORK

Wow, sounds like my company!!!

I know they all think I'm a giant b!tch bc I actually work.

I hated being upstairs with all those phonies, now I have my own office downstairs and am soooo much happier!! Tho sometimes I can still hear them cackling like a bunch of hyenas.

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Posted by cindyandkevin

Wow, sounds like my company!!!

I know they all think I'm a giant b!tch bc I actually work.

I hated being upstairs with all those phonies, now I have my own office downstairs and am soooo much happier!! Tho sometimes I can still hear them cackling like a bunch of hyenas.

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oh please - the other day we got into a conversation abotu how some people get promoted after a few years and other people don't get promote even after 30 years. . . meanwhile the people complaining are the ones who do NO work and BS all day long

so one lady tells me 'dont worry you are one of those people who will be promoted quickly, accept it but you have to get used to people talking behind your back'

um huh? i have been there for two years and i am not eligible for any promotion yet so where would they get that from?

oh well i hope they are right!!

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by cindyandkevin

Wow, sounds like my company!!!

I know they all think I'm a giant b!tch bc I actually work.

I hated being upstairs with all those phonies, now I have my own office downstairs and am soooo much happier!! Tho sometimes I can still hear them cackling like a bunch of hyenas.

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oh please - the other day we got into a conversation abotu how some people get promoted after a few years and other people don't get promote even after 30 years. . . meanwhile the people complaining are the ones who do NO work and BS all day long

so one lady tells me 'dont worry you are one of those people who will be promoted quickly, accept it but you have to get used to people talking behind your back'

um huh? i have been there for two years and i am not eligible for any promotion yet so where would they get that from?

oh well i hope they are right!!

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I hope you get a promotion too!!!

I've reached the peak here, I'm as high as I can go. So it's really time for me to leave and find a new job, it's just so hard breaking into a new field. I need a lead with a connection!!!

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Posted by ant n tilde

Coworker A is sitting on her desk
Coworker B is sitting and painting Coworker A's toenails

Boss walks by and yells at them.

Coworkers A-Z all complain about Boss for the rest of the day.

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Knowing where you work:

A.) This is hysterical to me
B.) I can totally picture the scene.
C.) I am wondering what color polish.

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Posted by ssdbk

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Posted by ant n tilde

Coworker A is sitting on her desk
Coworker B is sitting and painting Coworker A's toenails

Boss walks by and yells at them.

Coworkers A-Z all complain about Boss for the rest of the day.

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Knowing where you work:

A.) This is hysterical to me
B.) I can totally picture the scene.
C.) I am wondering what color polish.

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maybe i can find out the color tomorrow!