Man Showers vs Woman Showers
Subject: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
>
>As Larry the Cable Guy would say, ' Now, that there's funny...I don't
>care who ya are, that there's funny'.
> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
>
>
>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
>lights and darks.
>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
>the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do
>more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
>wide loofah and pumice stone.
>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>Shave armpits and legs.
>Turn off shower.
>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>Get out of shower.
>Dry with towel the size of a small country. * Wrap hair in super
>absorbent towel.
>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
>see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
>a pile.
>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo
>sound.
>Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
>wiener and scratch your ***.
>Get in the shower.
>Wash your face.
>Wash your armpits.
>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>Pee.
>Rinse off and get out of shower.
>Partially dry off.
>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
>the whole time.
>Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
>towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
>Throw wet towel on bed.
>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
>this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh,
>and....woo woo!!!
>
>As Larry the Cable Guy would say, ' Now, that there's funny...I don't
>care who ya are, that there's funny'.
> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
>
>
>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
>lights and darks.
>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
>the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do
>more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
>wide loofah and pumice stone.
>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>Shave armpits and legs.
>Turn off shower.
>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>Get out of shower.
>Dry with towel the size of a small country. * Wrap hair in super
>absorbent towel.
>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
>see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>
>HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
>a pile.
>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo
>sound.
>Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
>wiener and scratch your ***.
>Get in the shower.
>Wash your face.
>Wash your armpits.
>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>Pee.
>Rinse off and get out of shower.
>Partially dry off.
>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
>the whole time.
>Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
>towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
>Throw wet towel on bed.
>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
>this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh,
>and....woo woo!!!
