Margaritas!
Two female friends had gone for a girl's night out on the town one hot
summer night, but had been overly enthusiastic on the frozen margaritas.
They went down fast and were so refreshing.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to use the bathroom. Since
they were nowhere near anyplace decent to go, they stopped in the
cemetery. Neither one of them had anything to wipe with, one thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, she was lucky enough to salvage a large
ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to
use that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one women's husband phoned the other husband and said,
'These girls nights out have to stop. My wife came home with no panties
on!!'
'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her a$$ that said, 'From all of us at the
Fire Station. We will never forget you!'
summer night, but had been overly enthusiastic on the frozen margaritas.
They went down fast and were so refreshing.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to use the bathroom. Since
they were nowhere near anyplace decent to go, they stopped in the
cemetery. Neither one of them had anything to wipe with, one thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, she was lucky enough to salvage a large
ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to
use that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one women's husband phoned the other husband and said,
'These girls nights out have to stop. My wife came home with no panties
on!!'
'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her a$$ that said, 'From all of us at the
Fire Station. We will never forget you!'
