Martha Stewart vs. Real Women

Just thought you girls might get a laugh out of this...

Marthas Way (mw) #1: Stuff a minature mashmellow in the bottom of
a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Womens Way (rww): Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

MW #2: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the pag with the potatoes.
RWW: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

MW #3: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
RWW: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

MW #4: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it is still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix me up'.
RWW: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.

MW #5: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
RWW: CELERY??? Never heard of the stuff!!!

MW # 6: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
RWW: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.

MW #7: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The trobbing will go away.
RWW: 1 ounce of vodka plus one quarter of a lime mixed with tonic and taken hourly makes more than just those throbbing heaaches go away. It will improve your entire outlook on life.

MW #8: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
RWW: Go ask your very cute neighbor to do it.

And finally the most importan tip for entertaining..........

MW #9: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for futiure use in casseroles and sauces.
RWW: LEFTOVER WINE????????????

LOL!!!!

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me like, me like!
and the cooking side of me will thank you for all those useful tips.... those are real MS tips i hope?

I love it

LMAO.. that is great!


really, left over wine... what planet is she on?