^&*( ME

I did my husband a favor by bringing something to the office.

I also did him a favor of informing him that he has no idea what his office address is but that's neither here nor there.

He asked me to leave my umbrella because it wasn't raining yet and he'd need it later.

I'm walking for 90 seconds and it rains on me. My new Italiana bag and I non like. I call him to tell him that I'm sick of his black cloud of awful luck raining on me. It wasn't even worth turning around to retreive it.

I cut through the ghetto mall instead.

My bag and I are still mad.

And, yes, I said ghetto.

You're such a good wifey.

eta- please stay away from the ghetto mall.

He just called to apologize.

All is forgiven.

But my bag is still pissed.

PS - Ghetto mall is only ghetto because the other one in my town has Saks and LV.

Also, some lady got stabbed in ghetto mall parking lot.

Is that the Lord and Taylor mall?

-NM- I'm an idiot, I forgot you don't live in the place I am thinking of.
Did you ever go to Villarinas?

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

He just called to apologize.

All is forgiven.

But my bag is still pissed.

PS - Ghetto mall is only ghetto because the other one in my town has Saks and LV.

Also, some lady got stabbed in ghetto mall parking lot.

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stabbings = super ghetto or super riche

your bag may have to buy some bag friends to drink her pissiness away. I am sure the man would like to appease her.

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Posted by Naunie
Did you ever go to Villarinas?

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Que es Villarinas?
(the answer is no)

And Jessica is always right.

remember- the italian specialty deli that Victor's Uncle owns?
You were going to go in and make an *** of yourself.
They were on the news a few months ago. At 5AM, they were getting robbed. The woman working was an 80 year old Italian woman from the Bronx. She hit the robber in the head with a bat, and chased him out of the store and down the street.
Awesome.

****, now I remember.

I would never **** with an old Italian woman. NEVERRRR.

What a good wife you are!!!

So what's the man going to do to make it up to you (and the bag)??