I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, and I’m not sure I want to know. The ominous two fingers the groom is holding up, the too-close-for-comfort hand motion of the lady in purple, and the look on the bride’s face like something stinks reminds me that some things are better left unknown. Those faces don’t spell anything good. The submitter says the same photographer who dolled up this beaut from yesterday photographed and um, manipulated, this picture too. And my, what a picture it is. Is the message supposed to be “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”? Treat your lady with chivalry by holding an umbrella over her head and you’ll do alright; otherwise you’ll feel like you’re at the gates of hell? I dunno. And why is there a fountain superimposed under the wedding cake? I mean, sure that’s kind of awesome, but um, what? Yesterday’s image was fun in a “Paul Bunyan, rainbows and smiles” way. Today’s is just plain scary. (and there’s plenty more where this came from) *Update: Whoa, I really didn’t notice the milkshake with the umbrella in it when I first glanced at this photo. That’s crazy.
The submitter says, “There was an ongoing joke amongst the bride, groom, and their cohorts involving skittles, windows, and crayons. This gave a whole new meaning to “Taste the Rainbow.” Hm. Or maybe I should say, WTFkl4rjf;piqpxi2e?!! I don’t get it. A joke about skittles, windows and crayons sounds more like a riddle to me. A riddle I cannot figure out as it relates to the groom’s crotch. This picture is kinda freaky. Cohort, please do explain further in the comments!
MAJOR FAIL: -- After several days of fighting a stomach bug, never, NEVER trust a fart. #LFMF -- Don't shout across the apartment, 'Honey, can I have some of that big beef stick in the bedroom?' Your husband will come running and be disappointed to find that you were referring to the Slim Jim on the dresser. #LFMF -- When tasting leftover shepherds pie, to make sure it's not too hot for the dog to eat, remember you mixed dog food in with it a few minutes earlier. #LFMF -- : -TBD
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This looks like a schnauzer therefore i love it!
AngnShaun
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@ hanibal lecter! LMAO!
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain. -- (410):
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe. -- (778):
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done. -- (415):
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened. -- (781):
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget -- (724):
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles. -- (713):
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my **** -- (321):
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one. -- (630):
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time.... --
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again. ----- Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets as an activity. I said that I should bring some Christmas-themed ones for next time. The little girl then turned to me and said 'If there is a next time'. I've been put on probation by an 8-year-old. FML -- Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML -- Today, my boyfriend compared my ****** to that of a beach sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML -- Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, 'Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom.' FML ----- the end
