Most Awkward Wedding Moments Ever
Dirty Dancing
'I was a bridesmaid in a July wedding. After four hours of dancing and having a great time, I needed to sit down and rest. While leaving the dance floor, I mentioned to another bridesmaid that I thought I had gum stuck to my foot (we were dancing barefoot), and on my way to the bathroom, I said, 'Something smells terrible.' I then discovered that what I smelled was actually poop! It was all over my feet, ankles, and on the inside of the bottom of my dress. I broke into hysterics, removed the soiled dress, changed into whatever clothes the girls had available in the bridal suite, and waited until the reception was over.'
Food Follies
'When the bride and groom cut the cake and tried to feed each other, the groom actually bit the bride's finger so hard that she bled. He kept eating small bites of cake while her family came up to fix her finger.'
'My sister was a bridesmaid in a wedding in which the only beverage they served at the reception was milk -- in a large punch bowl.'
'The signature drink left everyone's mouths blue.'
Father Knows Best...or Not
'I was at a wedding where the groom's father threw a tantrum and left halfway through the reception. The groom then got really drunk and cried for a good hour or so.'
'I went to a wedding where the father of the groom made a speech that included statistics on divorce rates.'
'At the reception, the bride's stingy father asked me and several others to pay for our food. I ended up paying for day-old Chinese food -- apparently the bride and groom wanted a well-known Chinese restaurant to cater their reception, only the restaurant doesn't cater, so they picked up the food the night before.'
Groomsmen Hijinks
'When one of my good friends got married, the drunken groom decided to moon everyone (at the dinner table) and show them what the groomsmen had done to him the night before -- which was to hold him down and write 'Game Over' on his butt with a Sharpie. Both families were mortified!'
'I attended a wedding where the groomsmen taped 'Save Me' on the bottom of the groom's shoes so that when he knelt down at the altar, the entire church could read it.'
Rudeness Begets Awkwardness
'I went to a friend's wedding, and during the ceremony, it was painfully apparent that the officiant was either intoxicated or hadn't slept in several days. After taking us all through the life story of the groom, whom he apparently knew from childhood, the officiant said the following: 'And, Jennifer, I don't know anything about you since you didn't return my calls, but I'm sure you'll produce children just as wonderful as John.''
'A few extremely rude guests hissed at the buffet-style dinner and walked out 10 minutes after they sat down, claiming they were going to go out to eat. Awkward!'
