Most Embarassing Moment

This just happened a few weeks ago...it's actually more funny than embarrassing...

We were in Atlantic City with FH's mom, sister, her hubby & 2 kids.
We were waiting in the section of a casino where they have the shops like a mall...

I was in the hall looking for my FH...I thought he was in one of the stores so i am walking up toward the glass to get a better look when 'BONK!!!!!!' I smack my head right on the glass and it makes this HUGE sound...i mean everyone around me turns to see me bounce off the glass. This guy next to me was trying to console me by saying he just did the same thing like last week so i would feel like less of a spaz i guess. It hurt and I had this big red bump on my forehead...but i was dying laughing at myself for being so dumb.

FH found me holding my head & laughing and when i told him what happened he was dying laughing too...he kept saying 'watch out for the glass...you can't see it!'

I have so many.... life just seems to always happen to me, ya know!

But this one I think was the worse. A buddy of mine from college and I went to a graduation party for a friend of his (also from the same college). I didn't know this girl very well, but I figured what the hell.... So it's BOILING hot in the middle of June and this girl's PARENTS are like, 'oh we have the tables and ping pong balls if you college kids want to play beer pong!' We were like SCORE! So we start playing... I get stuck with this kid who absolutely stunk at beer pong... so needless to say I drank too much too fast on top of being completely dehydrated from the heat.... So it's getting late and I'm like, 'I don't feel so well.' I thought I was nauseous because I got way too much sun.... so I sneak out of the back yard to make a run to the kitchen to get a glass of water. All of a sudden, I feel so sick, I sat down at the kitchen table to put my head down for a minute. All of a sudden... KABOOM! I vomit all over this girl's mother's kitchen table... which happen to be holding all of the leftover food from the party. Most of my vomit landed in a casserole dish holding what was a perfectly fine platter of ziti..... I was so embarrassed, I wanted to die.....
Then to stop it all off, my friend who I came with also drank too much so he was in no condition to drive home.... so we crash... on the way back the next mornign, I am sitting alone in the back seat with my puke encrusted T-shirt!!!!!

well this isnt my MOST embarssing story but just happened recently- Thursday as a matter of fact at graduation! so im waititng for my FH to get called up to receive his diploma (he was in front of me) and as they called my name ( which by the way was sooooo wrrroonngggg even with the phonetic pronounciation) my heel got stuck in the stage!!! literally there was a whole in the stage and my heel went right on it and got stuck so here i am 30 seconds in pulling my foot and finally walking to receive my diploma...... in front of thousands of people! Good going Athena!~