Most Embarassing Moment

Ok so let's livin' up these dead a$$ boards today!!

I have many many many embarassing moments but the one that seems to stand is:

I was interning in NYC several years ago and was asked to get lunch for the group (small organization where we worked out of a rich mans townhouse on the upper east side). I decided to go to the ladies room before I left to get lunch. As soon as I get to 3rd Ave I got an unusal amount of hoots, hollers and cat calls from guys. When I get into the deli after about 5 blocks the nice lady behind me said with a completely beat red face, 'MISS YOUR SKIRT IS TUCKED INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR'...

Did I mention I was wearing a thong!!!

It was one of those super hot summer days so I didn't feel a draft Oy Vey!

Please share your stories!

i threw up in penn station all over some guy i didn't know and in front of like 200+ people who were waiting to see what track their train was coming in on. you know, right in front of the big boards? that's where i ralphed all over the place and on people, completely drunk on a saturday night in july of last year!!!!!!



the police carried me to an ambulance which took me to st. vincent's where i spent the night!! GOOD TIMES!!!!!! I don't remember a thing: the worst of it all was the walk of shame the next morning when they let me go at 5am. In scrubs, my hair a crustified mess of dry throw up, my FH holding my bag of destroyed and disgusting clothes... we had to walk through the city from the hospital to penn station and then sit on the train all the way home with people staring at me and moving their seats b/c i smelled.

oh yeah, i don't leave out the really bad details-- i give it all, might as well!!!

---

Posted by brittny817

Oh come on...no one has ever even accidently farted in class???

---

---

Posted by brittny817

Oh come on...no one has ever even accidently farted in class???

---

actually, in ninth grade this girl jackie was laughing so loud at a joke someone made in class, the SECOND the laughter died she farted SO loud and EVERYONE heard it-- and she was DESTROYED for the rest of the year EVERYDAY by the boys in the class.. i mean, relentless!!!

poor girl.. i'll stick with my penn station nightmare over that-- at least i was drunk LOL

Not in class........

But I was on a date once. And I am one of those people when I'm on a date, its prim and proper and lady like. I liked this guy and it was about our third date. When he was dropping me off at home, he was about to kiss me in the car. As I leaned over to meet him in the middle..(BA-DEEP-DEEP) Yes....I broke wind

Needless to say..........I was so embarassed, and as much as I liked him, I never returned his phone calls or saw him again

Got a good one!

I was out with an Underwriter/Client one night for dinner at a Steak Place. You know, trying to impress him, ordering the best food, wine, etc... Well we were leaving and as I was walking out, I tripped and fell down the stairs and slammed into the concrete. I got up, pants were ripped, blood running down my and my lips looked like Angelina Jolie. I was mortified!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shot up and all I kept saying was 'I am fine'

Well the next day I walk into work and 20 min's later it is the talk of the entire Insurance Industry.

I told everyone he kicked my azz

---

Posted by STBMrsDaniRella

---

Posted by brittny817

Oh come on...no one has ever even accidently farted in class???

---

actually, in ninth grade this girl jackie was laughing so loud at a joke someone made in class, the SECOND the laughter died she farted SO loud and EVERYONE heard it-- and she was DESTROYED for the rest of the year EVERYDAY by the boys in the class.. i mean, relentless!!!

poor girl.. i'll stick with my penn station nightmare over that-- at least i was drunk LOL

---

That's awsome Dani!!

Omg when I was like 16 i was captain of the cheerleding team... So being in high school everytime someone saw someone for the cheerleading team, no matter what we were wearing they asked us to do flips or stunts for them.. So one day I was wearing a very very very tight pair of jeans. ( lets just say I had packed on like 15 extra ounds) Anyhoo on of the guys from the basketball team saw me and a bunch of girls heading to the locker rooms to put our uniforms on and they asked us to do some stunts.. so we did. and in the middle of a flip, I cracked my jeans. My whole a$$ was out.... I turned like 18 differnt colors.

---

Posted by Nina

Not in class........

But I was on a date once. And I am one of those people when I'm on a date, its prim and proper and lady like. I liked this guy and it was about our third date. When he was dropping me off at home, he was about to kiss me in the car. As I leaned over to meet him in the middle..(BA-DEEP-DEEP) Yes....I broke wind

Needless to say..........I was so embarassed, and as much as I liked him, I never returned his phone calls or saw him again

---

i dont have these problems Nina ..... u know my issues!!

well, mine was about 5 years ago... I was at Bogarts with my friends having a good time... I was newly single (i had just broken up with my boyfriend)... so before we went out i got a really cute outfit at forever 21...

so we're dancing and i think i'm cute in my little outfit... i'm drunk and decide I'm gonna do my move -- drop it like its hot!! well, i did and my pants split WIDE OPEN!! You could hear the tear over the music.

I was so embarassed.. my *** was on display - did i mention i too had on a thong...

everybody stared and pointed... even my friends thought it was hysterical...

---

Posted by Nina

Not in class........

But I was on a date once. And I am one of those people when I'm on a date, its prim and proper and lady like. I liked this guy and it was about our third date. When he was dropping me off at home, he was about to kiss me in the car. As I leaned over to meet him in the middle..(BA-DEEP-DEEP) Yes....I broke wind

Needless to say..........I was so embarassed, and as much as I liked him, I never returned his phone calls or saw him again

---

OMG Nina you are so funny!

---

Posted by Nina

Not in class........

But I was on a date once. And I am one of those people when I'm on a date, its prim and proper and lady like. I liked this guy and it was about our third date. When he was dropping me off at home, he was about to kiss me in the car. As I leaned over to meet him in the middle..(BA-DEEP-DEEP) Yes....I broke wind

Needless to say..........I was so embarassed, and as much as I liked him, I never returned his phone calls or saw him again

---

hahahaha!!! this thread is great!!! For me, I fall all the time One day, at work, in my business suit, I'm walking down the stairs and a big executive is at the bottom of the stairs holding the door for me, and I just tumbled all the way down. I was sooo embarassed. He kept asking if I was ok, but I was so humiliated, that I just said yes and ran away!

It was my sophomore year of college and my birthday. My night ended with me kissing this guy that I was interested in. Things are going great until my nose starts bleeding ALL OVER HIM. He had to give me his shirt to help me stop it! After that things never progressed, but we became friends (still are), and on the last day of the year I offered to help him move out of the dorms, and he said 'I think you've done enough.' He was just joking, but anyone I didn't tell - he told, so everyone in the room got the comment and enjoyed a good laugh on my behalf.

I have one…which my friend thinks it is hysterical!
I was like 19 – on a date and we were just taking a walk on the beach. So we are now walking to the car- hand and hand – I am thinking that I am all that b/c my date was super hot. Then he opens the car door for me – so now I’m really thinking I am all that – and I remember just gazing in his eyes and smiling at him. And I was so happy too b/c I thought he was falling in the love with me. All of a sudden before shutting the door for me he gives me a look of disgust. I was so confused so as he is walking to the other side of the car I look in my mirror and saw I had a big green buger!
I WANTED TO DIE.

During our first week of high school we had 'bus drills'... this is FRESHMAN YEAR FIRST WEEK... we are supposed to jump out of the bus...

... I *FELL* out of the bus.. my chubby 14 year old @ss plopped on the ground... humiliating at that age!

Im tyring to think of my most embarassing moment....I have had (sad to say) more than one.
But as I sit here at work im laughing and everyone is looking at me like Im nuts!!!

This is great stuff chicas!!! Keep em' coming

when I was 13 or so I was in a production of Guys and Dolls, and I played Arvide Abernathy... who has to walk across the stage carrying a huge bass drum and singing (he's a missionary).

Well, imagine a little preteen carrying a gigantic drum... yup. I knocked over the fake newstand on the stage!

My mom says that she didn't know whether to laugh or cry for me

at least I didn't trip down the stairs and fall on my face... that's what I was focusing on avoiding when I hit the newsstand.