Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

Bear:
Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married!
Bear 2:
Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married!
Bear 3:
Whoa, somebody's getting married!
Pops:
Somebody's getting married???
Lew Zealand:
Somebody's getting marrrrieeeed!
Group:
Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting
somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody
somebody...! [etc.]
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter:
Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!
Kermit:
Somebody get an organ to play!
Singing Tuxedos:
Cause somebody's getting married today!
[a bit of the 'end of ceremony' music played]
Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla:
Somebody get a preacher!
Somebody bake a cake!
Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!
Miss Piggy:
Somebody get a sweet negilee!
Singing Veils:
Cause somebody's getting married today!
Swedish Chef:
Weddink! Weddink! Pig and froggie weddink!
Men:
Somebody get champagne!
Somebody rent a room!
Girls:
Somebody get the lovely bride!
And somebody get the-
_ Men:
Somebody get the-
[Kermit stumbles o.s here, obviously nervous, the rhyming word being
'groom' of course...]
Both:
Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--!
Female Voices:
Somebody get this wedding underway!
Swedish Chef:
Cus sue-one gettink marrink today!
[Musical bridge]
Bear Family:
Somebody getting married....today!
[In Church]
Ernie:
Are they here yet, are they here yet, did I miss it, am I late?
Bert:
No, they're be here any minute!
Cookie Monster:
Oh boy, me can hardly wait.
Pops:
Isn't this exciting--it's the wedding of the year!
Sam The Eagle:
Well, can't we start without them?
Muppet News Anchorman:
No, you can't until they're here.
Sam: Hmm.
Chorus of Penguins:
They're fin-all-y getting ma-rrr-ied now!
[Musical bridge, sounds of wedding bells]
Miss Piggy:
He'll make me happy
Each time I see him
He'll be the reason
My heart can sing
He'll stand beside me
And now I'm everything.
Kermit:
She'll make me happy
Each time I hold her
And I will follow
where my heart may lead
And she'll be all I'll ever need
Babies:
Days go passing into years
Old Ladies:
Years go passing day by day.
Audience (with sobbing heard):
She'll make him happy
Now and forever
Until forever
their love will grow
She only knows
he'll make her happy
That's all she needs to know.
They'll be so happy
Now and forever
Until forever
their love will grow-
Miss Piggy:
I only know
He'll make me happy
That's all I need...to...know...
Fozzie: (whispering): Hey, Gonzo, I thought you were going to play the
priest?
Gonzo: (enthralled): Shhhh!
Priest:
Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband--do you?
Miss Piggy:
I do...
Priest:
Do you Froggie take this Pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?
Kermit:
Well, I? Well....I...?
Priest:
Do you?
Kermit:
(gulp). I do...
Priest:
Then because you share a love so big
I now pronounce you frog and pig.
[THE Kiss.]
Celebration, cheering from all the Muppets. Penguins evidently are tossed
or throw themselves across the aisle.
Kermit:
What better way could anything end?
Hand in hand with a friend.

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

lol I love that movie!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

awwwwwwwwwwww, i loved the muppets...and muppet babies.

that doesn't make you a dork

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

OMG!!! I started laughing because I could picture that scene in the movie!!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

me too LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!

somebodys getting marrrrrrrrriiiieedddddd!!!

'because you share a love thats big I now pronounce u frog and pig'

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

YES, I love that!!!!!!!! And have been singing it for the past year and a half, now who's the dork!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

You have NO IDEA how much I remember! That was MY FAVORITE…just reading it gets me all nostalgic! I LOVED THAT SCENE AND IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES EVERY TIME!!!!!! This is too funny!!!!!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

OMG we just bought that movie. Me and the FH love it!!! I'm going to watch it tonight

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

I LOVE THE MUPPETS!!!! :)

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

I lobbied to use that in our wedding. DH vetoed it, which was a huge surprise seeing as he's a HUGE Muppets fan. He does the BEST imitation of Kermit.

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

I love that movie too!

The funny part is that sometimes my FH quotes it, even before we got engaged, when we were going to a wedding he'd start singing!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

That movie is great!!!!! I think i have it on vcr tape somewhere, lol!!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

YAAAAAAAAAAAY Muppets!
I now pronounce you frog and pig!
Gotta love it.
Didn't realize there was a reference to negligee in there!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

You know whats even funnier? My videographer can put that into the video before I walk down the aisle if I requested it!!!

Just don't tell the muppet people!!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

You know whats even funnier? My videographer can put that into the video before I walk down the aisle if I requested it!!!

Just don't tell the muppet people!!!

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I'm telling

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

OMG!!!! my sisters and i no all the words!!!! they said they are going to find it and play it while we're getting ready for the wedding! too funny...i thought i was the only one that loved that movie!!!!!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

i sing it all the time to the FH

we all the time about it

I have it on DVD

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

AWW.. i remember!!!! I used to LOVE that movie!!!! I wanna go watch it now!

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

awww

Re: Muppets take Manhattan...anyone remember this scene..yes i know i am a dork?

That was my favorite movie when I was a kid!!!