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My Cat is a Biotch

madseason Posted:

My Cat is a Biotch

Im going to kill Willis. I hate this cat. My other one Arnold is a dream. They are sisters and Willis is a BIOTCH and favors my husband. She tears up everything, scratches everything, and attacked arnold when she tried to take a dump. She ruined my couch, my furniture. Anyone who told me the spray bottle of water can have her, bc it doesnt work, the snot continues to do it the minute i turn my head.

Help me! Im losing patience!
Sharron70 Posted:

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Try filling a soda can with pennies and shake it near her every time she's in the midst of doing something bad.

I feel your pain - G.G. Kitty just ain't a happy camper - we got a new kitten (Olga!) and let's just say I'm currently nursing some facial wounds.

Damn cat scratches. However as we speak, she's curled up on my lap like a lovey little cat. Brat.
mRm2008 Posted:

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I know most people don't like to do it, but I got Scuttles declawed in the front. He has moments of terror in him too! He gets on my last nerve sometimes, but we have no other kitties for him here to play with
madseason Posted:

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Posted by mRm2008

I know most people don't like to do it, but I got Scuttles declawed in the front. He has moments of terror in him too! He gets on my last nerve sometimes, but we have no other kitties for him here to play with



I want to do it - but Jason is against it - but we want to get a new leather sectional and i dont know if we can if they arent declawed - no scratch post or mat has helped!
madseason Posted:

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Posted by Sharron70

Try filling a soda can with pennies and shake it near her every time she's in the midst of doing something bad.

I feel your pain - G.G. Kitty just ain't a happy camper - we got a new kitten (Olga!) and let's just say I'm currently nursing some facial wounds.

Damn cat scratches. However as we speak, she's curled up on my lap like a lovey little cat. Brat.



What is GG named after?!
Toucan311 Posted:

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Maybe she's mad that you gave her a boy name.

madseason Posted:

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Posted by Mimacat

Maybe she's mad that you gave her a boy name.



Big Different Strokes fan.
hyphenbride Posted:

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Maybe you should get the claw covers for your cat. I got them for my kitten when I first got her...we initially put her in the bathroom and she was trying to scratch the toilet and figured it may be a problem. I think they are called 'soft paws' or 'soft claws.' They're pricier, but cheaper than a new sofa!

Sharron70 Posted:

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Posted by madseason


Posted by Sharron70

Try filling a soda can with pennies and shake it near her every time she's in the midst of doing something bad.

I feel your pain - G.G. Kitty just ain't a happy camper - we got a new kitten (Olga!) and let's just say I'm currently nursing some facial wounds.

Damn cat scratches. However as we speak, she's curled up on my lap like a lovey little cat. Brat.



What is GG named after?!



She's named after this sick son of a biotch . Bad idea, huh?
Sharron70 Posted:

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Posted by madseason


Posted by Mimacat

Maybe she's mad that you gave her a boy name.



Big Different Strokes fan.


OK, sorry to go off topic here but is it me or does it seem like the first thing that comes up whenever you get a bunch of DS fans in one room is the episode where Arnold and Dudley are molested?
YankeeBride08 Posted:

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I hear you! My one cat acts like he is protecting my boyfriend. Anytime I go near him, he claws me! My other cat (female) is so docile. I think we might declaw our little boy cat. Sorry to anyone who is against this.

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