My coworker is so MEAN!!!

omg what a jerk!!!

I fully advocate just wrapping everything in saran wrap or tin foil!!! I have a lot of ideas but your boss probably wouldn't appreciate them...

...like you could cup him in. Set up a million cups between the door and his desk and fill each of them with water...so he has to empty every single one to get to his desk...this was done to one of my R.A.'s freshman year it was hilarious!!

I once wallpapered his cubicle with photos of this girl that we mutually hate. I made like a million copies of her in all sizes and put them up all over the place.

I wish I could do that cup thing, but since he's in a cubicle with my luck, someone will pass by and it'll all get messed up.

I offered him a tissue with my snot in it after he told me that the diamond was missing and he was dry-heaving. But I have to get him back FOR REAL.

Okay I have the PERFECT thing!!

Cover the entrance to his cubicle with saran wrap....like make a saran wrap door. Then fill garbage bags with air and fill up your new cubicle box with your big garbage can balloons!!!

That is awesome! Tomorrow morning I'm going to check my boss' schedule and see when she's off again. And when she is....ohhhh, sweet revenge.

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

That is awesome! Tomorrow morning I'm going to check my boss' schedule and see when she's off again. And when she is....ohhhh, sweet revenge.

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Make sure to post pictures!!!!! Where is the 'evil' emote-icon when you need it??

Oh I will!!!

We don't need an evil emoticon. Just half a table of drunk b!tches sneering 'I HATE YOU!' and 'DIE!'

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

Oh I will!!!

We don't need an evil emoticon. Just half a table of drunk b!tches sneering 'I HATE YOU!' and 'DIE!'

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Don't forget 'STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!'

do you know if he leaves any hygiene products around, like deodorant or cologne? (don't laugh, some people do) or even gum?

deodorant- purchase one of the same brand, remove bar from tube, replace with creamcheese (if white) or jello (if colored). Now remove his from his desk and store in safe place, place 'fake' in its place. Now wait for it...

cologne- purchase replica, remove liquid from inside (store in a bowl or container, you can use it again later), replace liquid with soda, chicken broth, etc.
Now remove his from his desk and store in safe place, place 'fake' in its place. Now wait for it...

gum- remove wrapper, carefully, and rub something spicy on the gum, re-wrap gum and replace (that one's ok)

Good Luck...
but just remember... he might get you back for getting him back...