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my husband is a jackass!

CLMon7906 Posted:

my husband is a jackass!

So I get chronic hiccups....dangerously. I have been hiccuping now for nearly 30 minutes! So he just snuck up behind me and scared the bejesus out of me....my fingers tingled and i screamed incredibly loud...well, the hiccups actually got worse.

THANKS DH!!! Thanks for nothing.

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Sorry about the hiccups, though. That must be rough.
sugarkube4 Posted:

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Hiccups for too long give me a headache!!!

Hope they get better!!!
mtdr1106 Posted:

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try taking a gas-x or rolaids - sometimes they help!

feel better!

seriously the NWR board is full of ailments - what is up w/ us??
CLMon7906 Posted:

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Posted by mtdr1106

try taking a gas-x or rolaids - sometimes they help!

feel better!

seriously the NWR board is full of ailments - what is up w/ us??




omg...we are the most feable bunch of women....we can't eat, walk or sleep without something trying to take us out!
evnme Posted:

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greenfreak Posted:

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Feeling better I hope?

My usual cure is locking myself in a dark, quiet room, closing my eyes, taking deep breaths and breathing the air out evenly and forcefully. It doesn't always work but it helps most of the time!
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by greenfreak

Feeling better I hope?

My usual cure is locking myself in a dark, quiet room, closing my eyes, taking deep breaths and breathing the air out evenly and forcefully. It doesn't always work but it helps most of the time!



I usually drink a glass of water while standing upside down on my head (use a wall for balance) and then hold my breathe until I can't do it anymore.

It works most of the time.
CLMon7906 Posted:

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well...they lasted for about 15 more minutes....i mean seriously....they hurt, they're loud and yet it's hilarious. which of course means i laugh which makes it even worse....


i just have to let them pass...all the little 'remedies' work when they're regular hiccups...but my crazy, 30 minute bouts have to just run their course...even my daughter was making fun of me...especially after DH scared me...she kept saying: Mommy, I have a surprise for you, close your eyes...you ahve to close your eyes. i play along. 'boo' [the weakest, least scary boo ever] hahahahahaha....did i scare you?

i mean, it is a bit funny..but after 10 minutes it gets ridiculous....30 minutes later, when i don't hiccup for a whole minute, you fear bragging b/c it might happen again!

so of course after my first bite of food this morning, guess who hiccuped? that'd be me! only for like a minute though!!! my daughter was laughing anyway!

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