My impression of Paula Abdul

Wait. You didn't fall over while clapping. You need to do this this and this

And we need a stand-up-from-your-chair-and-dance smiley too.

I don't like her new hair color either. And Simon's mean for calling that guy a Teletubby. I think he did the best job out of all of them.

She's too nice, and that's rough coming from me.