My mother....again about the shower

Seriously, I love her to death, but she just doesn't think sometimes!

We're in the Victoria's Secret outlet today, and I told her that I found some things at Frederick's that I was going to buy for b-pics, but if I found something at VS I'd buy today instead. So we're looking, and suddenly end up in this conversation:

Mom: I think you should wait until after your shower

Me: So my shower is before my b-pics?????

Mom: Go away

Me: (hysterical laughing)

Mom: Wait, when are your pics?

Me: April 11th - so......I assume it's before then???

Mom: Go away, I don't want to talk to you anymore