my scale is broken!

my scale is broken and the past few days it didn't register any wieght at all.....(digital). but then today when i stepped on it - it said that i had gained 15 pounds! and then faded away!
is that really how i wanted to start my day?
(this all happened at 5:45am, by the way!!!)
I need to get a new scale!

Get one immediatly! NO LYING SCALES!!!! (unless the register light )

i'll get one tomorrow i think - unless i can get this one to be wrong on the other side of it and make me really skinny!
i can't even think of weighing myself now. i'm terrified of seeing the numbers!!!