My sister is hysterical!
I sent my sister a list of slipper basket sayings - two lines that rhyme, to ask her which she liked. So she sent me back:
'bought a new pair of shoes just for tonight
spent 40 bucks and they're still incredibly tight
at the bar you and the bartender will meet
to fill your glass over and over til you can't feel your feet'
'bought a new pair of shoes just for tonight
spent 40 bucks and they're still incredibly tight
at the bar you and the bartender will meet
to fill your glass over and over til you can't feel your feet'
