MY WEDDING IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gonzo23456 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:46 PM

MY WEDDING IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to let everyone know that my wedding was amazing at Oprah's estate this weekend. I'm So glad it is over. Oprah got a little crazy and broke out her tassels with Gail. And let me tell you that Tom jumped up on the table and professed his love to Will Smith. I was a bit pissed at Vera, she made my dress to tight (It could have never been all the donuts I ate with Donatella). My flowers were amazing, it made Hugh jealous because my gardens were purer than his bunnies. The cake was delightful and Orlando fed it to me so beautifully. However, Mary Kate did run to the bathroom for some strange reason. We had to sit Mel away from the bar. He sat with Paris and Nicole. And let me tell you, William Jung singing had us all shaking our booties all night long. The best was when Orlando wisked me off to the Black Pearl for our honeymoon where I had sex with him and Johnny. It was like being at Lindsay's place for our Saturday night orgy's. Look for our sex tape to hit the web. Overall, my wedding was amazing and way better than yours. If you want my vendors call 800-ure-cool.

**Sorry, I had to contribute to the wackiness on the boards tonight,

jaiese Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:47 PM

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very nice!

BunnyBride Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:47 PM

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I wish there was a dork 'high 5' icon! That was great

lilangel Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:47 PM

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lol much appreciated!

cmrcmr0430 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:48 PM

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That was hysterical!!!

Vicky423 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:48 PM

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Love It!

TLC1018 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:50 PM

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SoulMates422 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:51 PM

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sugarkube4 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:54 PM

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I am so glad you wedding was simply amazing!!!!! I can't wait to pick up the latest People and see all the juicy pictures!!!!!!!!

Dee606 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:55 PM

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Posted by sugarkube4

I am so glad you wedding was simply amazing!!!!! I can't wait to pick up the latest People and see all the juicy pictures!!!!!!!!

LOL. That was hysterical

shelby34 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:56 PM

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nice job!

gonzo23456 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 09:59 PM

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Posted by sugarkube4

I am so glad you wedding was simply amazing!!!!! I can't wait to pick up the latest People and see all the juicy pictures!!!!!!!!

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I don't know if our pics will be in People because Orlando and I are trying to figure out who will give us the most for our buck. We will donate all the money we get to a needy cause. Such as Tara Reid's foundation for bad boob jobs.

IlianaR Posted: Jan 03, 2007 10:14 PM

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babygirl71777 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 10:15 PM

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PegaLega Posted: Jan 03, 2007 10:16 PM

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Awesomely awesome

Michy Posted: Jan 03, 2007 10:27 PM

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Nice Job!

HelenZ Posted: Jan 03, 2007 11:10 PM

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hysterical!! if the Tara Reid foundation doesn't need the donation then send it to the 'Britney Spears Help I've lost my panties foundation' I think they're in dire need!!

Jennifer907 Posted: Jan 03, 2007 11:15 PM

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Posted by HelenZ

hysterical!! if the Tara Reid foundation doesn't need the donation then send it to the 'Britney Spears Help I've lost my panties foundation' I think they're in dire need!!