MY WEDDING IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to let everyone know that my wedding was amazing at Oprah's estate this weekend. I'm So glad it is over. Oprah got a little crazy and broke out her tassels with Gail. And let me tell you that Tom jumped up on the table and professed his love to Will Smith. I was a bit pissed at Vera, she made my dress to tight (It could have never been all the donuts I ate with Donatella). My flowers were amazing, it made Hugh jealous because my gardens were purer than his bunnies. The cake was delightful and Orlando fed it to me so beautifully. However, Mary Kate did run to the bathroom for some strange reason. We had to sit Mel away from the bar. He sat with Paris and Nicole. And let me tell you, William Jung singing had us all shaking our booties all night long. The best was when Orlando wisked me off to the Black Pearl for our honeymoon where I had sex with him and Johnny. It was like being at Lindsay's place for our Saturday night orgy's. Look for our sex tape to hit the web. Overall, my wedding was amazing and way better than yours. If you want my vendors call 800-ure-cool.


**Sorry, I had to contribute to the wackiness on the boards tonight,