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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said. 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!

They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

Very funny!!!

Hey Kimbalina! I just noticed you're up to 11185 total posts. Think you'll make 11808 posts before the big day

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Posted by Sharron70

Very funny!!!

Hey Kimbalina! I just noticed you're up to 11185 total posts. Think you'll make 11808 posts before the big day

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LOL I will probablly make that before mid June! ((at the rate I am going posting lately!))

That is histerical

hystercial!

Glad you are all enjoying that.

Brides need to laugh... or we willl cry!