Need a Poem - help

Ok ladies - i'm tapping into your creativity. so here's the deal. I have to put an insert in with my STDs for out of towners. why, because I had to take 'Woodbury, NY' off of our magnets and put in the word 'Friday' instead. lol - don't ask. that said - I want to print a card and insert it basically saying - we're getting married on LI - we have a block of rooms reserved at the Hilton - please go to our website for additional info.
Yes, the website is on the magnet but I don't know if everyone will go to it automatically.

so - what have you got for me even if you have a STD poem that I could modify that would be great. I tried doing a search and came up with nothing oddly - I know I've seen them on here a million times before.

anywhoo----TIA for your help gals

no one :( bump-ity - bump