Never Lie to Your Mother!!
You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one ...
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious
of a relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and his
roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
Stephanie and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well,
I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.'
So he sat down and wrote:
'Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian'
The next day, Brian received an email from his mother that read:
'Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
now.
Love, Mom'
LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious
of a relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and his
roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
Stephanie and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well,
I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.'
So he sat down and wrote:
'Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian'
The next day, Brian received an email from his mother that read:
'Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
now.
Love, Mom'
LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
