New UCLA Study

My sister just sent me this in an e-mail:

A UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example, if she's ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she's menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his azz while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.