Nicknames for Eachother?

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Posted by jovigirl414

my names for FH: d!ck, douchebag
his names for me: b!tch, psycho

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Ours are like this too!
I def get called B*tch, skid mark & babe
He gets called d*ck, skid mark, babe, & and when I really wanna piss him off 'Schnooky Wooky Doodle Bear'!

we call eachother Bubby....now all my friends and co workers call him bubby..we are even in eachothers phones like that lol.. i also call him..buttaball which is funny cuz hes a personal trainer and is not a butterball at all lol. and i call him chicharron which is friend pork fat in spanish haha ...he calls me chi chi..cosita which in spanish means little thing lol..we NEVER use first names..in fact its weird even saying his name and him saying mine! lol also..when he playes soccer i scream 'cmon bubby or lets go buttaball!' and my dad is like..'chels thats not something u call a guy while their playing soccer' lol

I call him (when i'm being nice) babe, lovey, pook (& when I'm not) doushey mcgee, f*cktard, bones, lanky mofo

He calls me (when he's nice) hunny, babygirl, nix (& when he's not) shorty rock (i'm not even that short and he knows it irritates me) and Gerda Jr. (Gerda's my mom's name)

We call eachother babe most of the time.

Other nicknames include heiney, baby, love of my life (if he's in trouble lol), hun, mica maca, putty/pussy cat, monster, dopey, dirt neck ....we only call eachother by our first names if we're mad at eachother.
I called him Sal once by accident and he turned around and said 'What TAT?' Like it was such a bad thing to call him randomly by his first name

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Posted by soon2bmrshiller

I call him (when i'm being nice) babe, lovey, pook (& when I'm not) doushey mcgee, f*cktard, bones, lanky mofo

He calls me (when he's nice) hunny, babygirl, nix (& when he's not) shorty rock (i'm not even that short and he knows it irritates me) and Gerda Jr. (Gerda's my mom's name)

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Hahaha I like F*cktard! I may just use that one.

yea we only call each other by our first names when arguing. lol.

Our number one name for each other is 'SON'. lol. What are you doing son.....come here son.....where ya goin son....lmaoooo. It started as a joke way back, and it just stuck, and now we can't stop.

Also..
I call him: babe, boobie, boo boo
He calls me: fluffy butt, babe

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Posted by sujeire

I call him babe, honey
he calls me baby (so simple, but cute)

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same!!! if he calls me by my fist name he's usually not very happy with me lol.

We call each other punky too but its really the lazy version of saying pumkpy (short for pumpkin) just comes out punky lol

I call him his fraternity name 'Gutter', and BoogerBear...and when i am mad Jeffrey Xavier (I had to give him a middle name since he doesn't have one)

He calls me Ange and BoogerFace...and introduces me as his 'woman' to everybody!

We never do first names either.

We call each other 'Shmoo' or some variation. Like on our honeymoon we were 'honeymoon-Shmoo'

If I'm doing the dishes, I'm 'Dishes-Shmoo' LOL

We also Shmoo-ify words, think the smurfs.

Anyway, it started as a joke, like from Seinfeld. We said we'd never babytalk and be like 'you're Shmoopy, no you're Shmoopy', so of course we started calling each other Shmoopy, which got shortened to Shmoo, and 12 years later, we're still Shmoos in love.

we just call each other 'hun'

very simple lol

He calls me Babe, Sweetie, Lola, and now beetle (I have a small head and he makes fun of me 'beetlejuice') I hate it.
I mostly call him Babe or sweetie.
We just recently noticed that we almost never call each other by our first names. Wierd