No Bull (Joke)
Breeding Bulls
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, 'This bull mated 50 times last year.' The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, 'This bull mated 120 times last year.' The wife hit her husband and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, 'This bull mated 365 times last year.' The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, 'This bull mated 50 times last year.' The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, 'This bull mated 120 times last year.' The wife hit her husband and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, 'This bull mated 365 times last year.' The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
