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NWR - ADVICE TO LIVE BY (FUNNY)

D's Girl Posted:

NWR - ADVICE TO LIVE BY (FUNNY)

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop. Wine = Health

Therefore,it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Marly Posted:

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That's Good!!!!!
jenafee Posted:

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That was cute
dplehat Posted:

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ewwwwwwww but I can't drink alcohol. I am destined to be full of $hit
twinkletoes807 Posted:

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DSaug07 Posted:

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That is great advice to live by!
SuzArtie69 Posted:

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, I have to get some wine now to wash down the poop.
soon2bmrsdunn Posted:

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qtdimps23 Posted:

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lol thanks for clarifying

HollyMac Posted:

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diva7531 Posted:

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Lilac1543 Posted:

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Thanks for sharing!
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