NWR- because I'm sooo bored..
reading up on effmylife.com.. had to share some of these:
Today, I spent 30 minutes steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a very large woman paid for her item with a ten dollar bill she dug out of her bra. It was soaking wet. FML![]()
Today, we turned the heat on after getting maintenance work done to make sure it was working. The smell of urine flooded the house. My five-year-old son then confessed to peeing in the air vents... for weeks. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter did not actually learn to use the bathroom at night. In reality, she's just been taking off her dirty diapers and putting on clean ones before we wake up. She hid the dirty ones in her dresser drawer. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say 'welcome to wal-mart'. FML
Today, my boyfriend tricked me into eating one of his mom's homemade dog treats for their golden retriever. We had to go to a party that night, so he put some in a ziploc bag and told me I could have one if I was a good girl. FML
Today, I was in the hot tub with my girlfriend when I got the urge to fart. I thought I could disguise it since the jets were on. I would've succeeded if it wasn't actually diarrhea. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a very large woman paid for her item with a ten dollar bill she dug out of her bra. It was soaking wet. FML
Today, we turned the heat on after getting maintenance work done to make sure it was working. The smell of urine flooded the house. My five-year-old son then confessed to peeing in the air vents... for weeks. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter did not actually learn to use the bathroom at night. In reality, she's just been taking off her dirty diapers and putting on clean ones before we wake up. She hid the dirty ones in her dresser drawer. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say 'welcome to wal-mart'. FML
Today, my boyfriend tricked me into eating one of his mom's homemade dog treats for their golden retriever. We had to go to a party that night, so he put some in a ziploc bag and told me I could have one if I was a good girl. FML
Today, I was in the hot tub with my girlfriend when I got the urge to fart. I thought I could disguise it since the jets were on. I would've succeeded if it wasn't actually diarrhea. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
